Archive for June 23rd, 2009

    Supermarket cashier to customer with cart full of groceries:  “I’m sorry, sir, we stopped accepting dollars at noon today.  We can now only take globarts, the new global currency that went into effect today.”
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    Customer:  “Where can I get these new globarts?”
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    Cashier:  “I suppose the banks would have them, sir, but before you head off to… »

“Alright fellas, listen up.  It’s almost the end of 1910 and we only have three years to polish and refine our final preparations for taking over the government of the United States.  As you all know, we engineered the fake “Bank Panic of 1907″ to scare the pants off the public and put many of… »

In 930, A.D., the Iceland Parliament, the world’s oldest, was established.
In 1340, the English annihilated the French fleet, assembled for an invasion of England, in a battle off the coast of Flanders at Sluis (Sluys), ending any threat during the Hundred Years War.
In 1567, Mary Queen of Scots, kidnapped by her enemies, was forced to… »